*** 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say Most broke guys are quick to anger and attack ladies at any slight frustration. ***

10 Things Broke Guys Often Say
Most broke guys are quick to anger and
attack ladies at any slight frustration.
An average broke dude is a frustrated
dude.
I know that most guys will have me hated for this write up but the truth is bitter they
say
Take a bottle of yoyo bitters & sit on a
coconut tree
Here I go
10 Things Broke Guys Often Say 1.I love my girl friend so much and she’s
the best lady that has ever come into my
life.. Ask him why he loves her so much &
he will say ” she’s not demanding at all” #
e no go beta for brokeness#
2.If you send N100 recharge card to your girlfriend and she doesn’t call you with at
least N50, it implies she’s using the credit
to call other male admirers/suitors # God
punish brokeness#
3.I’m contended with my torchlight phone
because I’m not one of those using expensive phones just to impress ladies
4.When I become rich, I know so many
ladies will be stalking me. I will bleep and
dump them mercilessly
5. Any lady who doesn’t like my brokeness
should go to hell because I can’t kill myself 6.Any lady who loves me now that I’m
broke is worthy of my ring as soon as I
become rich
7.Money is not everything. I don’t have
money but no lady can make me feel less
of myself 8.Ladies who turn me down now will
regret when I become rich
9.I don’t like ladies who point to expensive
things when I take her to an eatery, at
least courtesy demands she order for
cheap thing ‘cos she doesn’t know the weight of my pocket
10.Ladies who run after rich dudes are
mostly gold diggers
Feel Free To Add Yours.

*** 20 WAYS TO MAKE A GIRL SMILE***

20 Ways to Make a Girl Smile
1. Tell her she’s BEAUTIFUL. Not hot or Sexy.
2. Hold her hand, just because you love her.
3. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
4. Wrestle with her, and let her win.
5. Hug her from behind.
6. Don’t hang out with your ex when she’s not around. It
kills her inside.
7. If you talk to another girl, walkover to her after you’re
done and kiss her.
8. Write her notes …or call her just to say I love you.
9. Introduce her to your friends, as your girlfriend.
10. Play with her hair.
11. Pick her up, even when she says no.
12. Get upset if she gets unwanted contact from
someone else.
13. Make her laugh,just because you love to see her
smile.
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15. If she’s mad at you, kiss her,don’t fight back.
16. If you care about her, tell her,or else she won’t come
back.
17. Every girl should receive three presents from her
guy: a teddy bear(she’ll hug it when she goes to
sleep),jewelry (she’ll treasure it forever), and one of your
shirts (she’ll wear it to bed).
18.Treat her the same with your friends as when you are
alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and give her your best smile.
20. Hang out with her on the weekends,because she’s
important to you.

***How To Make Every Day a Fresh Start***

“Intentions compressed into words
enfold
magical power. “- Deepak Chopra
It does not have to be January 1st to
give
yourself a chance to make the most out of
your day – and your life. Every day is a
new
day and a fresh start to learn, grow,
develop
your strengths, heal yourself from past regrets or hurts, and move forward
older
and wiser. Every day gives you a
chance to
reinvent yourself, to fine-tune who you
are, and build on lessons of what you have
learned. It is never too late to change
things that are not working in your life
and
switch gears, instead of thinking in the
same old ways, hoping for a different outcome.
Be nimble, be flexible, and keep and
open
mind to start each day anew!
Flexibility is
the key! Ask yourself: How do you wake up
each
day? Do you start your day going
already
feeling pressured and rushed? Do you
go through the morning routine without
much
thought at all, doing what you “have to
do”
to start your day?
How about starting each new day with a
moment to stop, breathe and think of
a
positive intention for the day.
Think not just what you want to DO,
but how you want to BE today?
Each day is a new beginning and a
blank
slate. How would you like to create
your
day? Think of it as a blank canvas – what
would you like to paint on it. What can
you
create? If you wake up in a negative
mindset, you are more likely to paint a
dark picture throughout the day, and your
canvas
will not reflect hope, happiness and
joy.
If you take each day to think
positively, and have a positive intention for how you
would
like to create your day, how would
your life
be different? What positive outcome
can reflect your positive intention?
What can daily positive intentions do
for
you?
Every day you will give yourself the
gift of an “attitude of gratitude.”
Visualizing how you would like your
day will
help release positive energy from
within you
and you will attract more positive energy
from those around you.
Instead of spinning your wheels in an
old
way of thinking, each day is a chance
to reframe and re-look at things in a
different
way.
You can experience each day an awe
in the
beauty and creation of the world – and the
beauty of you who is in it!
You find yourself shifting from an “”I
can’t
mindset” to an “I can” mindset.”
With a focus on positive intentions, you feel
more empowered and more like a
“victor”
than a “victim.”
You are more mindful of the present,
and will be more likely to live fully in the
present
each moment of each day. After all,
the past
is a great place to visit, but you don’t
want to live there!
So how about starting each day taking
a
moment to think of a positive intention
for
the day? Each morning, write it down and
reflect each evening on how you did!
Here are examples of Positive
Intentions:
“Today I would like to replace my
feelings of annoyance towards my co-worker to
feelings of acceptance.”
“I am looking forward today to
focusing on
what I am grateful for in my life, rather
than what is missing, and express
gratefulness to
others.”
“Today I want to slow my life down
and
take time to savor the moment, especially
with my children”
Using each day to recommit yourself
to
positive thinking and intention will help
you create the life you want and that you
deserve!
Judy Belmont, MS., LPC is a media
mental
health expert, a wellness speaker and
corporate trainer, and the co-author of “The
Swiss Cheese Theory of Life: How To
Get
Through Life’s Holes Without Getting
Stuck
In Them!” Her web site is

*** 10 TIPS FOR FINDING TRUE LOVE ***

Many people fails during courtship,
which made me thing of composing
this simple message for you people.
1. Leave the past in the past
When you meet someone new, leave
any
negative feelings or past heartbreaks
just where they should be—in the
past.
2. You won’t meet someone new
in
your living room
Well, maybe a cute guy will deliver
your
new sofa, but chances are you’re
going to meet someone by getting
out there and trying new things—
online dating, taking a class, etc. Tell
everyone, especially your married
friends, that you’re looking to meet
someone and ALWAYS go to parties.
Because you truly never know who
you’ll meet.
3. Give the guy a chance
When you were 20 your list was “he
must be tall, dark and handsome.”
Try going against type. It just might
be a perfect fit.
4. Look at blind dates like a first
date
Two of the authors of our book met
their
husbands on blind dates, and you
can too! If you’re not sure you want
to sit in a noisy restaurant, go out
and do
something fun. One of our Garter
Brides
went to a baseball game, and she
and her date each brought a friend.
They had a blast and got married
one year later.
5. Time is on your side
Take your time in getting to know
your
guy and don’t feel in a rush to meet
his
children or have him meet yours. It
starts with the two of you. Make
sure this is someone you want in
your life.
6. Isn’t it romantic?
Just because you’re meeting the love
of your life later in life doesn’t mean
you can’t still have passionate,
amazing s*x!
The Garter Brides say “Go for it!”
7. Someone to come home to
When you’re ready to move in
together
you will discover how wonderful it is
to
come home to the one you love. Be
prepared for some give and take—
for
example, over which of each others’
belongings stay or go.
8. What’s up with a pre-nup?
Remember that a pre-nup isn’t
because
you think your marriage isn’t going
to
work—it’s so you get to decide how
your
assets and everything you’ve worked
for
can be protected.
9. Your wedding, your way
Now you’re in love and it’s time to
have
your wedding exactly how you want
it.
The Garter Brides have had all kinds
of
weddings! Remember it is all about
you
and the man of your dreams.
Whatever
you want is the way to go.
10. Happily ever after can happen
to
you
Remember what the Garter Brides
always say: “It’s never too late to
find true love.
.

*** THE 5 TYPES OF MEN YOU SHOULD RUN (NOT WALK!) FROM ***

As women, the loud ticking of our
biological clocks sometimes causes us
to make some really dumb decisions
when it comes to the men we
choose to be our mates. I am no
exception. Having reviewed past
relationships to figure out why they
didn’t work
out, I realized that I made poor
decisions with the
men I dated because they were a
reflection of how I felt about myself
at the time. I was able to
recognize my foolishness (and theirs)
for what it
was: a lack of self-worth that
allowed me to settle
for less than I deserved. Although I
haven’t dated
all of these types of men, I certainly
know people
who have, and now know to steer
clear
immediately once I see any of these
characters
coming my way:
1. The Easily
Intimidated
There is nothing wrong with being a
strong,
independent woman who still knows
how to let a
man take the lead. If you’re a
woman who knows what she wants
and isn’t afraid to walk in her power,
then you need a man who isn’t
afraid to
embrace that fact, and even
celebrate it. If a man tells you that
he’s intimidated by you, he’s most
likely not the one for you.
2. The Cocky One
Confidence in a man is an attractive
thing;
however, there is a fine line between
confident and cocky. A confident
man doesn’t need to name drop to
prove his importance—his aura does
that for him. A confident man
doesn’t need to brag about
his accomplishments—they will
speak for
themselves. A confident man is
secure in who he
is. I’ve learned that the more cocky a
man is, the
more insecure he is. His bravado is a
way of
covering up whatever he feels
inadequate about.
Eventually, those insecurities will
play themselves
out in your relationship.
3. The Man With “Potential”
We’ve all done it. We’ve dated
someone who—
although in a different place than
we are in life—
we’ve given the benefit of the doubt
because we
saw their “potential.” Unfortunately,
that potential often goes unrealized
and we become resentful
when the broken promises start
piling up. This doesn’t mean that you
should write off all men who you
see are at the beginning of their
hustle; it does mean that if all you
hear is talk of the hustle and
there’s no action to back it up, you
should keep it
moving.
4. The Overly Spiritual
A man who loves the Lord is a man
after my own
heart. A man who uses the Bible to
condemn,
criticize and control can be
dangerous. For those of us who put
God first, we usually want someone
who shares that belief. If a man pulls
out a Bible
scripture every time he sees you’ve
done
something wrong, or wants to call
out someone else who has, he’s most
likely cove
ring up his own transgressions by
deflecting
attention from them, onto other
people.
5. The “Underly” Spiritual
On the flip side, I’ve dated men who
didn’t share
my spiritual walk; something I
overlooked because
I thought I could pray some sense
into them. The problem with that is
that we end up compromising
our beliefs to keep a man whose
walk is not aligned
with our own. My greatest lesson has
been not to entertain any
relationship where the most
important part of who I am—my
spirit—is not at peace with theirs.
Women’s intuition is a wonderful
gift. This is the perfect time to listen to it

**HOW TO KNOW IF A GIRL/ LADY REALLY HAVE THE LIKE OF LOVE FOR YOU:-Part 3**

21. She tells you
something personal
about her self.
22. She
compliments one of
your clothing items.
23. She asks for a
cigarette or for a
light.
24. She asks for the
time.
25. She makes
verbal contact with
you before you
make verbal
contact with her.
26. She mentions
that she is recently
out of a
relationship.
27. She says
something overtly
s*xual to you, even
if it is in a joking
manner.
28. Her attitude is
more playful with
you than with other
members of the
group.
29. She touches you
in any way.
30. She gives you
any kind of
compliment.

**HOW TO KNOW IF A GIRL/ LADY REALLY HAVE THE LIKE OF LOVE FOR YOU:-Part 2**

Experts on human
mating state that
women may display
the following
signals when they
are interested in you:

11. Her shoulders are
slightly raised when
she is talking with
you.
12. Her arms are
open and to the
side when you talk
to her.
13. Her pupils are
enlarged when you
make eye contact
with her.
14. She licks her lips
in your presence.
15. Her head is tilted
slightly to the side
when you talk to
her.
16. She breaks apart
from her group of
friends to talk to
you.
17. You are with a
group of people
and she talks to you
more often than
anyone in the
group.
18. She asks you questions about
yourself.
19. She laughs at all
of your jokes.
20. She says that
you are cute.
(Obvious)

**HOW TO PERFECT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH A GIRL**

Mehn its 4 real…..lets gooooo***1.
Touch her waist.
2. Always talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
…4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.
Are you remembering this?
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your
friends together.
KEEP READING ..
11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves
you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say “I
love her more than you”, deny
it. Fight back and hug her tight
so she can’t get to her friends.
It makes her feel loved.
Are you thinking of someone?
16. Always hug her and say I
love you whenever you see
her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind
around the waist.
19. Tell her she’s beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel
about her.
One last thing you need to do
to show her you actually do
mean it.
21. Open doors for her, walk
her to her car – it makes her feel
protected, plus it never hurts to
act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she’s your
everything – only if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is
something wrong, ask her – if
she denies something being
wrong, it means SHE DOESN’T
WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT – so
just hug her.
24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER
girls you know!
WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE
ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA
WANT YOU TO TICKLE US ..
26. Don’t lie to her.
27. DON’T cheat on her.
28. Take her ANYWHERE she
wants.
29. Text message or call her in
the morning and tell her have a
good day at school, and how
much you miss her.
30. Be there for her whenever
she needs you, and even when
she doesn’t need you, just be
there so she’ll know that she
can always count on you.
ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?
YOU BETTER, BECAUSE IT’S
IMPORTANT.
31. Hold her close when she’s
cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold
her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it
will give her the hint that you
want to kiss her).
34. While in the movies, put
your arm around her and then
she will automatically put her
head on your shoulder, then
lean in and tilt her chin up and
kiss her lightly.
35. Don’t ever tell her to leave
even jokingly or act like you’re
mad. If she’s upset, comfort
her.
REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS
WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT ..
36. When people diss her, stand
up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and
tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars
and put her head on your chest
so she can listen to the steady
beat of your heart, link your
fingers together while you
whisper to her as she rests her
eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each
other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her, hold her
in your arms as long as
possible.
MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES
LOVED.
41. Call or text her at night to
wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries
and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at
night.
44. Always remind her how
much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her
how much you love her and
then bend down to her face
and kiss her while you’re sitting
on her.
You’ll never know when
woman needs just a little more
love.
Like

**HOW TO APPROACH A GIRL**

HOW TO APPROACH A GIRL AT A
PARTY
Do you ever get
nervous when you
see a pretty girl at a
party? Do you
stumble and look
silly or lack confidence when
you start to
approach a girl? If
so, this article is all
you need to help
boost your confidence and
start approaching
women at parties.
Most of the times,
the one girl you see
at the party who stands out to you
more than anyone
else has noticed
you too, but it is the
way you approach
the girl that determines whether
or not she is going
to receive you.
Below are some
basic tips to help
you approach the girl of your
dreams
and possibly get her
number too.
HERE IS HOW TO START
1. Before even going
to the party, make
sure your hygiene
and clothing are
presentable. Most
girls will not waste their time with a
guy
who does not spend
time grooming
himself.
2. When you have
spotted a girl who
you are interested
in, make eye
contact with her and
smile at her. This automatically lets
the girl know that
you have noticed
her. If she looks
away, laughs to her
friends or does not smile back,
chances
are she is not
interested, but if
she smiles back,
continue to step
three.
3. After you receive
the “I see you too”
cue from the girl, it
is time to approach
her. Walk over to
her calmly, standing straight up and
with
confidence
because body
language is the key .
When approaching
her, make sure to only be looking at
her. Don’t pretend
to be waving at your
friends or looking
around at nothing.
This looks weird and girls notice it.
Stay
completely focused
on her.
4. Once you have
approached the
girl, start talking.
Avoid a cheesy first
line. Chances are,
the girl whom you are approaching
has already heard
every line in the
book,so be simple
and just ask for a
dance, if there is music. >Example: Hi,
my name is
_______________,
and I was wondering
would you like to
dance?
5. If you are still
interested after the
dance, ask her for
her number….. T.B.C
Warnings:-
Since you are at a
party, knowing how
to dance is
important but not
necessary. If one
girl turns down your offer to
dance, it
does not mean she
does not like you. It
simply means she
was not interested in
dancing with you. Move on to
someone else and
keep trying. The “I
see you too” cue is :
when a girl smiles at
you or looks back at you as if she
wants
you to approach
her. You will know if
a girl gives you this
cue because it is
noticeable. Don’t be overly
excited
and do not use
cheesy lines. Let
the girl know you
are interested by
showing her, not telling her. Do
not
follow the girl
around all night just
because she gave
you her number. Do
not tell her your entire life story
once you meet her.
Here are a few ways
to open up a
conversation with a
girl after you have already
approached her:
Tell her your name
Tell her you like her
outfit Ask her for a
dance Tell her you’d been waiting
to approach her all
night
Bad breath and
odor are instant
turnoffs.
Complimenting a
girl is key, but do
not over do it.

**HOW TO KNOW IF A GIRL LOVE YOU OR HAVE INTREST IN YOU**

HOW TO KNOW IF A GIRL/
LADY REALLY HAVE THE LIKE OF
LOVE FOR YOU
Not sure what
those glances ,
smiles and looks
from a girl you
fancy might
mean? Hoping you have a
secret admirer?
Follow these
steps to find out
if the girl you
have your heart set on really likes
you.
Experts on human
mating state that
women may display
the following
signals when they
are interested in you:
1. She blushes in
your presence.
2. She plays with her
hair in your
presence.
3. She walks past
you more than
once. She is trying
to get your
attention.
4. She keeps
looking at you. She
can not take her
eyes of you.
5. She shows some
flesh in your
presence, like
pulling on her collar
or lifting up her
dress.
6. She moves closer
to you.
7. Her chest is
facing you.
8. She smiles at you
with a full set of
teeth; not just the
upper row.
9. She stays near you for most of the
night.
10. Her head tilts
slightly down when
you look at her;
especially if she is
blushing at the
same time.